While shamelessly shopping at Walmart for the Poly-Fill stuffing I regularly use, I happen to come across one of the most disturbing pieces of merchandise.

For just $5 (which is about the amount of change found under the car seats of a pervert) you can purchase something to lure children to your car.  Is the old "hey kid, would you like some candy" not working anymore?  Is it necessary to roll out the black and orange carpet and entice children with banners, ghosts and the "6ft of hanging decoration"?  I really can't say this enough...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I was so shocked to see this piece of trash that I took a picture (despite the odd looks from the cashier).  Really, nothing says Walmart like making an extra 5 while compromising morals.  Does the name Jacob Wetterling mean nothing to these people?

So, this year, while taking your kids out on the town, it's not so much the treats you need to worry about, it's the man turning tricks from the back of his Prius.