I bet you never thought I earned an income by bending over!!

Well, you will be surprised to hear that during our miles of walking in the Mankato area, we clean up after the local a-holes.

Not only is this town filled with conservative people and wild college students, there are loads of littering a-holes!

A-holes are like money in my pocket.  These people leave their beer cans all over the city and this place looks like garbage most of the time.  Axel and I do benefit from this however.

Because others are simply too lazy to bend over and clean up their mess, I am happy to bend over 30, sometimes 40 times on the way to the post office and collect their trash.  Although it looks strange walking with a stroller full of 40oz beer cans...I don't mind and would willingly take a breathalizer test!

In the last year, I have made nearly $500 in street cans alone.  Thats a s*it load of money for simply squatting in the boulevard or at the street corner.

By posting this blog...I don't know what I hope for more: a-holes to stop littering...or for more cans to pick up.  Either way, the streets will be clean thanks to my tight little behind and well stretched thighs!

Thank you slobs of Mankato for exercise, reminding me to always wear non-crack-showing pants while walking, and for buying Axel fabulous toys this year.

Hope this inspired you to bend over some yourself.  Don't be lazy.  The earth needs us.

On a side note.  The male half of my couple friends "Mary and Terry" has started a blog.  He tends to be comical and has a strange sense for fashion.  You all should check out his blog...he is a new blogger, so give him a shot!

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