Happy McNew Year! 01/01/2012
About two weeks ago I was driving around Saint Cloud with my brother when my stomach started screaming! Suddenly it realized how empty it was, and at 10:21am I realized it was asking for only one food – a McDonald's Egg McMuffin – hold the meat. "10:21," I said to Tyler. "Do you think I can make it?" Referring to the deadline of 10:30, upon which McDonald's ends their breakfast offerings. "There's no way Jen," he tried to let me down easy. Regardless of his nay-saying attitude, I sped through neighborhoods and took one very wise shortcut. At 10:27 I was in the drive-thru, placing my order. "One Egg McMuffin please. Hold the meat!" "Would you like to make that a meal?" "Sure." "Ty, do you want the orange juice." "Yeah, for sure." We pulled up to the window and I was a bit concerned about the wait. One, two, three minutes and we're still waiting to be helped. Finally the window opens and she hands out the orange juice. That was all, just the juice. Tyler began gulping the yummy McDonald's sugar-syrup and I continued to wait. I was salivating and my stomach was churning. I could taste the sandwich. Maybe four minutes later the window opens again. "I'm sorry, we're out of muffins. Would you like to order a lunch sandwich instead?" What I wanted to say to the lady was this: "What part of 'hold the meat' leads you to believe that I'm a carnivore. No, I would not like a lunch sandwich, I risked my life and driving record to get here three minutes early so I could enjoy just a bit of quasi-vegetarian junk food." What I actually said to her was a tearful, "No, I'll just take a refund." Unfortunately, she only refunded me the price of the sandwich and failed to return the money for the "meal," which I would never have ordered on the false assumption that they would be able to make my sandwich. I was in a McDepression for the rest of the day...I mean month. The best thing about a New Year is that you get a bit more crafty. With my free time this morning, Axel and I did a bit of breakfast shopping and I've come up with the most delightful substitute for my daily-craved McMuffin. Here's the recipe: Butter Salt 1 egg 1 piece of American Cheese 1 English Muffin Directions: Simultaneously fry the egg in a bit of butter and toast the English muffin. Butter the muffin. Salt the egg. Apply American cheese while the egg is still in the pan and allow to melt just a bit. Slide the egg/cheese onto the muffin. Bite. While this may not seem revolutionary to you, I have just fulfilled two of the most common New Years resolutions (not necessarily mine): lose weight (as my version of the McBrunch has got to be a bit healthier than the fast-food-giant version), and save money (my McVegetarian costs about 60 cents, theirs is almost $3). The best thing of all is that I no longer have to make it to the golden arches by 10:30. I'll be McMuffining anytime of the day for the whole of 2012. Cheers! Add Comment Ess - Eye - Ex 12/12/2011
_Perhaps my favorite day or the year has arrived! The day when we do something totally ridiculous as a family and spend a bit of cash on pure happiness. Today of course is my dog's Birthday! Happy Birthday, Oscar, old chap! Turning 6 is a momentous occasion for a dog. It could be considered mid-life for some, but of course my dog will live forever. With grey fur peeking through around the muzzle and a little "hitch in his giddiyup (from a previous hip fracture)," my earnest Beagle is a little worse for wear, but loved just the same. Today we began the festivities by baking a batch of Oscar-friendly Birthday Muffins. Complete with frosting and a loving lick from Axel, Oscar was pleased-as-pie to feast on his own private delight. Our next stop, as on each of his birthdays. was the pet store. We used a "birthday coupon" to score a deal on a new brain-teaser/treat-dispenser. Watching him lounge on the sofa this evening, I'm noticing a shit-eating-grin. I think he enjoyed his very special sixth birthday. Oscars Birthday Cupcake Recipe: 1 cup white flour 1 tsp baking soda 1/4 cup peanut butter 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1 cup shredded carrots 1 tsp vanilla 1/3 cup honey 1 egg *Mix ingredients in order above. Heat oven to 350 degrees and bake in a muffin tin for approx. 12-15 minutes. Makes roughly 9 muffins. Oscars Frosting Recipe: 6 oz. softened cream cheese 1.5 tsp cinnamon 1 tsp vanilla 1 tsp honey *Mix well and frost cupcakes generously. I recommend giving one to the birthday dog and freezing the rest. It's always great to have treats on-hand for...say...Valentines Day...Easter...Halloween. :) Post muffin. I think he was about to cry. this one's for you mom 10/12/2011
Without any real measures of my intelligence, not belonging to the "work force," I'm constantly trying to prove myself and think of new ways in which I am "master of my domestic universe." One thing I have apparently mastered is the art of Banana Bread Muffins. Honestly, I'm quite sure that I've invented the idea. In fact, I'll bet Martha Stewart has been meaning to call me for a chat on baking techniques. Well, none of the above may be true, but what I do know is that my mother can only make Banana Bread in loaves and has yet to crank out a batch of chow-worthy muffins. She alludes to it being a silly idea and claims she's "above scrubbing a muffin pan." I think my dishwasher does a fine job with the pan** and it's not so much the gear as it is the operator. For the record, the Banana Bread recipe is my mothers, so I had better give credit where credit is due. Here it is, in-case you get a hankering for one of these delicious treats or feel the need to weigh-in on the debate. Loaves or muffins? Banana Bread (Loaves or muffins? You choose.) Preheat to 350 degrees. 1.5 sticks of softened butter 1.5 cups of white sugar 1.5 cups of mashed bananas (3 or 4) 2 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla 2 cups flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt .5 cup milk Cream together butter, bananas, sugar, vanilla and eggs. Add flour, soda and salt. Add milk. Butter or "Pam" your tins. Spoon mixture into tins. Cover the top with chocolate chips. Bake until the top is golden brown. Loaves: 30-40 minutes. Muffins: 15 minutes. **I meant to take a picture of how clean my pan was after removing the pictured batch of 2 dozen, but I hate to brag. TOP SECRET - mom don't peek 08/12/2011
Today is a milestone birthday for my Mom. Hint...she's turned the NEW 40! Nana is throwing her a pool party on Sunday, but Axel and I got a jump start on the cake! We've decided to go ultra-trendy (as per a suggestion by my friend Amanda) and make cake-pops. Amanda, seriously, these things are a PAIN! Thanks for putting this adorable idea in my head. I apologize for the blurry pictures, they were taken with my hands full of frosting and an inability to turn on any lights. Mix up a regular store cake and bake it following the directions on the box. Crumble the entire cake and mix with 3/4 can of store frosting. It will have the consistency of very fresh, home-made playdoh. Let them chill in the fridge for a bit and then mold them into your desired "pop" shape. I made mine into cupcakes. While your shapes are chilling (2-3 hours in the fridge), prepare a piece of foam with holes for lollipop sticks. Melt your desired color of candy coating into a bowl and take a few "pops" out of the fridge. First dip the stick, then shove it into the pop. Next, dip the whole pop trying not to drop it off the stick and into the bowl. Next dip the top in sprinkles (notice what Axel is dipping into the sprinkles). HURRY and put the pop in the fridge to harden the candy shell. We used Teddy Grahams and Gummy Life Savers to make little "tubers" in our swimming pool pops. You may have far more creative ways of decorating. We arranged them all together on the foam with some curly ribbons underneath. Now, if only they can make it the 2 days and 100 miles to the party we'll be in great shape! trick yourself 01/05/2011
![]() According to Jessica Seinfeld, an easy way to get your kids to eat vegetables is to puree them and add them to their foods. So what if you are blessed with a vegetable eating child...but aren't such a green indulger yourself? You puree veggies and put them in your OWN food! For Christmas I was given Jessica's new cookbook, "Double Delicious" and it features some FABULOUS recipes using these hidden vegetables. So far I have tried using Butternut Squash and Carrot purees, and for the first time in my LIFE I bought Cauliflower to puree for my next meal! I was going to post a few of these recipes for you, but you can also find them on Oprah's website...CLICK HERE! Another reason to puree...the portion sized frozen "cakes of wellness" are simply beautiful. Only nature can provide such rich color. harvest 08/01/2010
Perfectly happy in their new home, my garden (or "gordon" as Axel calls it) is thriving. Not being able to wait any longer, I just had to bring in a few crops. I decided the Basil would be my first victim and after weighing the options, I decided drying the leaves into a spice would be the best idea. First I picked the leaves, literally stripping the plant bare! I laid them on a dish towel for a few hours in the sun and then finished the job in the oven (pre-heating to 200 degrees, turning the oven off, letting the Basil sit on a cookie sheet over night in the warm, dry space). I am quite happy with the results. After a night of drying, they were very easy to crumple into a crispy and aromatic spice! A butterfly has also found my plants and I was able to capture his picture the other day. Despite nearly destroying the basil, it has bounced back in a matter of days, bringing new leaves with promise of yet one more harvest this season! love yourself this much... 01/08/2010
![]() Diligence has paid off this week. Over the course of 2 days, I have managed to create 6 yummy meals for the freezer. Really, one of my most favorite things is NOT having to cook, and furthermore, not having to come up with the IDEA of what to cook. Creating 3 pans of Chicken with White Sauce in Jumbo shells and 3 pans of Rock-n-Roll lasagna...I am tooting my own horn just a little. Because I think I'm so smooth in the kitchen (and with this html stuff...like the new look?) I'd like to share my " 1 hour = lasagna for 4 x 3 ". Here's what you'll need: 3 8x8 or similar sized pans (ones you can freeze in) 2 lbs of ground beef (substitute for veggies or ground turkey to suit your dietary choices) 1 box of lasagna noodles (usually 18 come in a box...but check first) 3 small-medium blocks of your favorite cheeses (moz, parm, romano...even colby) 2.5 regular size jars of your favorite pasta sauce (or at least one your kids will eat) *feel free to add in other ingredients or keep it simple Directions: Brown up the 2 lbs of beef while boiling the noodles in a large pot. I like to boil the noodles to "al dente" which is just under 10 minutes. When beef is browned, set aside. When noodles are done, poor off the water, rinse a little in cold and leave them in their pan with just a little water (so they don't stick...add a little EVOO if you like). Grate ALL the cheese. Pour the sauce into a bowl. Make jelly rolls! Lay noodle flat, top with sauce, meat, cheese...roll in thirds. See photos. Arrange in pan (pack 'em tight). Top with remaining sauce and cheese. Cover and freeze. Seriously, thats it. 1 hour, with a little practice and NO interruptions. If you can love yourself enough to get the process started...you will be patting yourself on the back when you pull them out of the freezer ready to go. As far as cooking directions. You can take it out the night before and put it in the fridge (but who remembers that). I usually grab them about 3:30pm (when I remember that I'm required to feed my family EVERY night), place the frozen meal (covered with foil) in the oven and cook at 350 degrees for 1.5 - 2 hours. When the sides start bubbling, and you can stick your finger in a warm middle...GOOD TO GO! I almost forgot... 01/04/2010
Signing off last year, I almost couldn't wait 'til the New Year to bring you new blogs. However, with all the tears and barf around here, nearly all of my new ideas were flushed right out (literally)! Truly though, Happy New Year to me, finally on the 4th, all three of us have had our course of stomach bug and only the laundry remains. Sorry to start the year off so nasty. Hope you partied reasonably hard and drank an extra for me! Perhaps when one is searching for family drama to discuss in a public venue such as a blog, you jinx the possibility of some occurring. As I usually go by the rule that "no news is good news", I'll leave my x-mas synopsis at this: pleasant. While we were on the road with kith and kin, our home yard received just shy of 2 feet of snow, all at once, and topping the nearly 12 inches already covering our sore excuse for grass. hmmm...nasty surprise. The week between the 2 coldest holidays in Minnesota was spent digging out, cursing our home state and dreaming of a better life in...say...California...Texas...really anywhere but here. New Years brought on more than GI upset this year however, a week at 20 below zero creates cabin fever in a 2 year old like no other. I must keep the curtains closed. The new white fluff continues to taunt Axel...but there's just no playing outside this week. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** Although I am strictly against resolutions...because I can keep NONE of them, I do have a few "shop announcements" and a short list of things that may happen without "resolving to do them". It is with a heavy heart that I am no longer advertising Crib Bedding in my Etsy shop. Jahred has made me realize that I put WAY too much time and stress into their perfection, and really, I (he) can't handle it. Word of mouth sets will no doubt trickle in, but I will no longer be advertising for linens. As Jahred's school schedule picks up in the "sprint to the finish" (under a year remains), I may be offering less and less finished product. Get it while you can. I plan to spend more time on pattern development and publication. In that way, I feel it can offer more to the art world, and I will be continuing my "sew it and sell it" policy. Above all, in 2010 you may see my craziest side yet. The house will be back on the market, Jahred is SUPER busy with school and Axel officially turns 2. The fact that Axel insisted on wearing "moon boots" and "Lightning McQueen" pajamas to the mall today may just be a preview of what's to come. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** I'll leave you with this piece of advice. NEVER feel guilted into making your husbands "favorite cookies - the ones he missed out on x-mas eve because we were are at YOUR FAMILIES - the ones his grandma makes from a family heirloom recipe". If something to that effect slips out of his mouth (about cookies you have NEVER heard of in your entire marriage), just let it pass or say: "You can feel free to purchase the ingredients and make those cookies any time of the year Honey." If by some kind gesture you decide he should have them, you may end up spending HOURS making tiny dough balls from a "SUPER SIZED recipe - one that isn't written out clearly - makes no sense actually - and has you cooking a sugar mixture to a specific temperature in order to make a special ICING - in the end you may just toss out half of the dough to save yourself the torture of rolling another single ball - perhaps the cookies do taste wonderful - BUT THATS NOT THE POINT". The cookies may just turn out like this. Although delicious, the recipe will just have to be modified to fit into your time constraints. It turns out there's a reason his grandmother only makes them ONCE A YEAR...Christmas makes people do CRAZY things! Happy New Year from my frozen tundra to yours. life is sweet 09/12/2009
![]() Every autumn of our relationship, Jahred and I have found ultimate satisfaction in apple picking. On HWY 169 (the 80 mile stretch of road we figure to have driven more than 2000 times together) an orchard sits atop the hill. Along side the road, a billboard posts updates throughout the summer on the apple growth. Starting out in early spring, the board may say "pruning the trees". "The apples are the size of golfballs"...thats the point where we get excited. Watching the sign, gazing up the hill, and driving past...this is how we spend our summer in the car. Late August and into September we are glued to the weather radar for a glimpse of that perfect weekend to ride the hay wagon, be dropped off at the special picking location, and to hunt through acres of trees for the most perfect apples. The real reason I married Jahred wasn't for his "awesome cleaning skills", his "mad lawn mowing skills" or his "ability to wear even my home-grown haircuts"...it was because everyone knows the best apples are at the top of the tree...Jahred is 6'4". (By the way, the first 2 example reasons to marry him are sarcastic...just wanted to clear that up.) Today turned out to be THE day. We had the complete package; great weather, a kid that behaved, success at cramming more apples than humanly possible into the $10 all-you-can-stuff bag, and we came right home to our NEW "Ultimate Apple Peeler, Slicer, Corer" (UAPSC...as we affectionately call it). The yummiest part of our tradition is creating an apple sauce that not only adds a layer of "stick" to our kitchen, it tastes GREAT. To spare you the details of me crying over such a divinely created machine as the UAPSC...I will just tell you that over the past few years I have lost plenty of religion over the peeling of hundreds of apples. This machine saved my life today, and perhaps my marriage. While I was waiting for the apples to cook down into the apple sauce we LOVE because it's our OWN, Jahred took the boys for a walk. Therapeutically stirring and mashing, I wondered if the old apple trees notice all the couples like us that start with two holding hands and blossom into a family. Each year I crave the smell a little more, feel more a part the earth, become grounded once again, and then I miss it for 364 days until the next autumn. peels are pretty...but cinnamon and sugar are yummy My first spoonful...no matter how old you get, you never become patient enough to let it cool. | Oldies but Goodies
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